Try it before you buy it?

Do you ever go to Walmart and sometimes feel like you're at a garage sale...or Goodwill....you get my drift? The other day I went to my local hometown Walmart and managed to make it home with a packaged of used...yes, I said USED deodorant and a broken lamp. How did this happen you ask? One would think that I would notice these things before leaving the store, right? Or is it just to much to ask of a store to sell new deodorant and lamps that acutually produce light.... I guess not. After all, this is the same place that I have gone to before and stumbled across half eaten food in the grocery department and discovered someones old shoes in a new shoebox on the shelf. It kind of makes you wonder....WHODOESSTUFFLIKETHAT!
Upon returning the disgusting used deodorant...eww, I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it again, and my broke ass lamp, I received the typical no fuss Walmart service. Actually...the Walmart employee was nice and kind of funny... When I told her why I was returning the deodorant, she responded, "That's nasty...they must have needed it pretty bad..."
In conclusion, I give everyone the Walmart challenge. See if you can go one month without going there!! I'm not going to get all preachy and say to boycott Walmart....I've seen the Walmart movie (you should see it, it's so interesting.) But, just try it for a short time anyways. Raise your shopping standards! We ALL deserve better!
That's all I've got for tonight. Tune in tomorrow for my recap of tonight's Dancing With The Stars...